These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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InvestmentMy parents and many other people more responsible than I am (read as: pretty much anyone) have told me that I need to plan for my future, and it's never to early to start, and the stronger my initial investment in your future is the more secure my old age will be. Well, now I can confidently say that I am solidly planning for my future. I'm growing a Fu-Manchu moustache. Because long-haired balding guy just looks silly. Long-haired balding guy with a Fu-Manchu looks wizened, and maybe sinister. Probably sinister, in my case. I'm set. |