Something Visual

One day I put a little photo album online. It featured little more than a few pictures of me in dresses. Somehow it rapidly became one of the most popular parts of the page. So over the years I added more and more pictures until the album became a bloated mess of pics and text. Now it's been divided into sections for ease of navigation and organization, with a boring little story here on top. In short: if you don't want to see me in women's clothes, don't go to the Rocky Horror Gallery. Conversely, if you don't want to see anything except me in women's clothing...

The Rocky Horror Gallery

Myself and friends dressed up for The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Featuring primarily men wearing dresses, some casual bondage, a little leather, a little lace, and that sort of thing. If you're not familiar with RHPS: It's kinky, it's fruity, and it's fun.

No Fashion Sense Gallery

Rocky isn't the only occasion when I dress up like a fruit. Come to think of it, a lot of the times weren't really any occasion at all. But anyway, here's some pictures of the various other weird outfits.

The Oddities Gallery

Assorted peculiarities I've felt the need to photograph over the years. Many of these are things that I arranged myself, a few others I just happened to stumble across. Nothing Stile level of bizarre or disgusting, just some daily doses of mild surrealism.

The Unfortunates Gallery

Speaking of peculiarities... my friends. In part to entertain you a little, in part to maybe help them get dates, in part to prove that I do actually have friends: here's some funny pictures of some people who endure me.

PS: I'm sure these galleries must look like crap at resolutions less than 800x600, but by this point I'd consider that your own fault. In other words, I'm not going to do anything about that. They also load kinda slow because there's pictures (duh!), but in most browsers the text loads first, so you should have something to read while you wait.