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1/3/04

The Difference Being?

"It's weird. I just realized that, well... Now any time I wear a tight shirt to work I'm going to know you're thinking about my tits."

"Yeah, so nothing's really changed. Did you think I wasn't before?"

"But it's different now. You'll be, you know, picturing what they look like."

"That's not different at all."

"But now you know what they look like."

"Oh. Well then, the only thing that's changed is the accuracy of my imaginings."