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How did I spend my morning? Well, for a while after work I was hanging out in Ragstock picking up some fine threads and watching this completely beautiful young woman I know try on assorted outfits, including a schoolgirl uniform which barely fit her. (And could probably have gotten her arrested.) That was the beginnings of it.

Later, after Best Buy opened up, I went to pick up the new Korn CD. You must realize that New Korn CD Day is probably my favorite holiday ever. Definitely the best one that doesn't involve me being drunk and naked in a hottub. Wait, now that I type that out, why doesn't it? We may need to create a new New Korn CD Day tradition. Anyway, once I get there with my copious supply of free gift cards I find out that today ISN'T New Korn CD Day at all. Today is only pre-register release day. I won't actually be able to get the new album until next Tuesday. My point?

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DAMN BLUE-BALLED IN MY LIFE!!! My testicles ache with desire, ACHE I tell you. I never really understood the phrase "blue balls" before, but today I testify that my nuts feel like they're falling right the hell off.