These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed of. But most of the time it's just words.

Older Fun:
(05/06/00)
(05/05/00)
(05/03/00)

05/07/00

Things to Do:

Finish transferring Bowie's Area page to new site.
Write META description and keyword tags for new main pages.
Put up childish stick figure dating advice on My Little Fort.
Order flowers online for imaginary girlfriend.
Continue Rocky Horror Bench strip parody.
Make more drooly fanboy comics for Seanbaby.
Comparison shop custom T-shirt prices.
Grow old.
Become lecherous, filthy old man.
Experiment with hard drugs to distract self from senility, boredom, failing health.
Keep getting older.
Die.