The Original David Bowie's Area Webpage





This webpage contains several pictures of David Bowie's Area, some of them quite revealing, and if you lack the deductive powers to have figured out that clicking on the "Photography" link on a page covered with pictures of David Bowie's Area would lead you to more pictures of David Bowie's Area you probably shouldn't be viewing ANY webpages, schmuck.

Bowie's Area...

In every publicly displayed endevour there must be a balance between staying true to one's original artistic vision and giving the audience what they want. When I started this website I tried to make it an entertainingly funny look at the world as a microcosm in David Bowie's Area. Soon people discovered the site and I started receiving "Fan Mail" to the effect of:

"Hey your site is kinda funny. Do you have any more pictures of David Bowie? He's so hot!"

So incorporated a few more appropriate pictures here and there and continued striving to provide humorous content and philosophical enlightenment for my growing online audience, and added a forum so DBA fans could talk to each other. The response, heralded in both email and the forums has consistently grown to become:

"Your site is really messed up. Are you gay? POST MORE PICTURES!"

You've demanded more visual experiences, and we aim to please. Look at this collage first, and I hope you all get sensory overload. Ingrates.
Also, I'll be periodically posting pictures along with deeply insightful wise-ass comments from myself and other Areaologists. Look for those to be linked in the list to the right, newer additions will be at the top.

Confession time now, folks: The mere fact that you're reading this means you probably want to look at pictures of David Bowie's ample crotch, and who can blame you? But you're not just a voyeur, are you? I didn't think so. You're also an exhibitionist: You want a T-Shirt.

Areall Photo Reviews:

Magic Pants

Femininity

Illumination

Mystery

Genesis

Iteration