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5/12/02

Mother's Day

In celebration of Mother's Day here are a few things I'm not doing in today's post:

Swearing.

Doing any dark introspective writing that makes Mom think I'm depressed.

Ranting violently about people I hate.

Writing a weird metaphysical flow of consciousness update that makes Mom think I'm on drugs.

Blaspheming.

Talking about my lack of direction in life.

Any gay/fruity jokes that might make you wonder.

All of the above, combined.

In other words, pretty much none of the stuff that normally gets posted here.