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4/20/02

Appee Burfdae

Today is Troll's birthday, so we're heading out to celebrate the anniversary of his blasphemous excretion from the earth by trying to force him back into it through the forceful application of strong drink and large mallets. There will also be Troll Semen for the guzzling down by the well-wishers. (People who wish Troll would get stuck in a well.)