These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Attack of the Grossly Inaccurate Title
Or: Episode II was very fun, and now it's time to make fun of it.
Another reason clones make better soldiers than battle droids is battle droids can't understand Yoda's convoluted-ass orders.
When you're giving a guy your "Let's remain friends because giving in to these wild, passionate temptations would destroy our lives" speech, it's a good idea to put on a nice sweatshirt or something over your black leather push-up corset.
Speaking of which, when your apprentice is so angsty he spouts goth poetry to Natalie Portman and wears a black cloak everywhere, how do you NOT know he'll end up on the dark side?
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice. Except when there's another one that's doing scheming things off-camera until the next movie. And maybe a few extras, who knows?
Why was "bringing balance to the Force" considered a good thing even back in Episode One when the light side was pretty clearly ahead?
Can I have a light saber fight with someone who isn't my former master, my former apprentice, the former master of my dead master, the former master of my current master's dead master and also the apprentice of my future master, or a direct blood relative? The only person to ever have a light saber fight with somebody not in a direct line of teachers or parents with himself got hacked in two and had no backstory whatsoever anyway.
Okay, cut that last sentence down to just: Can I have a light saber?