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6/25/03

Mwua-HA-Hahahaaaa!

You might want to check out the window for raining frogs, locust plagues, or a complete reversal of time and space. I merely bring this up for your own safety considerations, of course, because you see, I have become a Supervisor! Yes, an entire team of poor, helpless, little humans will be under my direct command, subject to my every whim. I think I'll make them fetch me monkeys. Or, barring the feasibility of that, act like monkeys.

My father has promised to send a copy of How to Work for a Jerk for my team. So you can see where I get it, now.

Of course, this all means that I will probably be much busier in the future, but I promise to post my zany misadventures in management, as any such may arrise.