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2/4/04
So many choices to mess up my life, so little time. Starting over in every aspect of your life can actually be amusing to a point, especially if you’re me. To start over fresh with everything from your career to your love life and find it amusing, you actually need to have a thrill for challenges and be quite adaptable to change in which I have both. I guess to top it off and survive the long haul, you need a positive outlook on life, too. Not everything bad that happens to you is someone’s fault. You probably can’t go back on anything that happened either, so no use dwelling on it.What Red Sultan has learned in the past week:
1. Do not calmly tell your teenage children to stop fistfighting and expect that you will not need to leave your chair.
2. Do not tell a chick a secret and expect her to not tell EVERYONE.
3. Do not take the radiator cap off right after you’ve turned the engine off.
4. Do not try to talk to a male friend who is interested in you about who you have the hots for.
5. Do not end a relationship with someone because you had too many indifferences then use the wrong wording when discussing your current relationship…causing him to think it’s not really over.
6. Do not spend your last $5 at the bar until you have your damned tax refund in your hand and know you will not be broke for the next week.
7. Do not listen to country music when you are single, still trying to completely get over a relationship, and drinking beer alone.
8. Do not let your 2 ½ your old sleep w/ you without a pullup on when she is being potty trained.
9. Do not think you are smooth and try and back into your 20 footlong driveway when there’s about 3-4 inches of new snow outside and about a foot blocking the end of your driveway. Or, atleast, don’t become so amused with the noises your tires can make when it’s not going anywhere that you disturb your neighbors.
10. Do not let Justin Timberlake touch your clothing that is covering your tit.