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1/8/02

Shyness

This is for all of the nice guys out there, for everyone who feels a little lonely, and for every boy who's heard the phrase "just be friends" a few too many times.

We all know it's hard to strike up that first conversation with a girl you're interested in. It can be awkward to talk to pretty girl when you're afraid you'll make a fool out of yourself. The more you want things to go well the more difficult it becomes to not let your nervousness ruin her first impression of you, and sometimes just getting the courage to walk up to her in the first place is difficult enough.
I just want to say that I know exactly how you feel, I've been there more times than I care to remember. But take it from me, because I know this too: Sometime you absolutely have to stride confidently up to the woman of your dreams, look her right in her wonderful eyes and say, with all the sincerity you can muster, I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!"

Happiness is bound to follow.