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12/11/01

Fairly Blasphemous

(To the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")

Jesus shoves the little children,
All the children up His butt!
Some may struggle, some may fight
But he shoves with all His might!
Jesus shoves the little children up His butt!

Repeat endlessly

(It just popped into my head one day and never left, I swear.)