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In every public restroom (which is about as silly a name as "bathroom" since we're neither resting nor taking a bath in there, you know) there's always one urinal that's shorter than the others.
Wait, strike that. In every MEN'S public restroom there's always one urinal that's shorter than the others. Unless there's just one big trough. But anyway, when you're peeing in that one urinal that's lower to the ground, do you ever pretend that it's a normal urinal and you're just really tall?
Just checking.