These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
Today's Fun
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Recent Fun:
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Productive use of Time
It was not, certainly, the first six hours that I ever spent at work which would have been better spent masturbating. It probably was, however, the first six hours that I ever spent at work which would have been better spent masturbating, from my employer's point of view! After all, at least that way they would have had a whole bunch of my semen. In six hours, quite a bit, actually.
Speaking of the best time you can have with your five best friends, there's something new on the Oldschool page that some of you may remember. Other than the obvious internal contradictions of that last sentence.