These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Midwestern Morning
Look here, car, I may not understand all of the finer points of automotivity, but I am fairly certain that somewhere inside of your great metal belly there's a fire of some kind.
Right? That's the whole internal combustion concept, that there's fire inside of you, isn't there? Fire? So warm the hell up already! I'm fucking freezing!