...pation!

That's right, boys and girls, friends, relatives, wanderers, and celebrity stalkers, it's time for the promised and not very greatly anticipated Announcement that I've been mentioning entirely too often. Instead of mentioning, you know, anything that could actually entertain you.

Today's big announcement will take the form of a series of anti-climatic moments that are sure to disappoint, but then will fit together into news that kicks so much ass that the base of YOUR SKULL will have its SNEAKER-PRINTS!!!! Or not, I don't really care.
Beginning with the simple fact that this book is now available in stores:

Interestingly enough, a seller on Amazon Marketplace is already offering a copy of the book as "collectible" for $22.60, with no comment as to what makes it worth extra. In fact it says "like new" when you can get it "actually new" for $6.50. Huh?

So here we come to the actual important part of the day's announcementing. The huge news. The point of the lism. The whoosebagle of the whammyness. The big idea. I know there's a lot of you who know me only as hot-and-spicy mannered webmonkey "pyre" but I have something of a shocking secret to let you in on...
MY ACTUAL GIVEN BIRTH NAME IS BRIAN WILLIAMS!

Yeah, that's the whole Big Announcement. What? What's that you say? You don't think its marvelously mind-blowing news. Oh, well maybe it isn't. But I'll tell you one thing. Without that ever-so-important announcement this next picture is really not all that interesting.