L.B.A.

Hey, remember when I actually posted stuff here?
Me neither, but the 5-foot wide cardboard bat staring at me tells me I used to do that. (His name is Grimley Fiendish.) Anyway, I know that last week I was planning on posting something super special for Valentine's Day, but then something amazing occurred that totally prevented that post from actually happening. "What was the amazing thing that prevented me from putting up a special Valentine's Day post?" you would ask if you gave a rat's ass. And I would answer, if I liked you, "I didn't do it."
Amazing!

Actually, I spent most of last week preparing submissions for another chance to actually get paid for writing stuff. But that deadline has passed and I feel guilty for neglecting all of you dear, sweet people that I pretend read this crap. So I'll try to stick around for a while, okay? (Old school fans all sigh now and prepare for another 2 weeks of no updates. You smarmy bastards.)

My name is pyre, and I'm a lazy bastard. Hi, pyre!