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or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Some people have noticed that in the picture I posted yesterday my tongue is a lovely shade of minty green.
That comes from drinking a lot of thick, gooey, sloppy Troll Semen!
It's an alcoholic drink. I was going to link to its Webtender.com entry, but it doesn't seem to be up yet. Damn, Troll submitted that over a week ago.
Um, I don't know exactly how Troll Semen is made, but I know it involves Troll dissappearing into the kitchen, doing something strange to the blender, and then he comes out and gives you a big frothy glass of greenish-white sticky sludge.
Try it at home, if you have a troll.