These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Mediocrity
Not the brightest star in the sky.Not the harriest monkey in the barrel.
Not the biggest nut in the sack.
Not the slimest worm in the dirt.
Not the most prolific virus in the Center for Disease Control.
Not the darkest tumor on the lung.
Not the funniest video of a guy getting hit in the groin on TV.
Not the drunkest slut on Girls Gone Wild 4.
Not the gayest gay guy in the gay porn video.
Not the most elaborate crop circle in the corn field.
Not the most boring description of local grasses in a Jean M Auel Book.
Not the harriest potter in the series.
Not the oldest pedophile in the pre-teen chatroom.
Not the most interesting FUNeral update.