These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Halloween AdviceIf you ever find yourself presented with the opportunity to drool a big mouthful of thick, sticky fake blood into your goatee and let it dry in there for a few hours, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that you decide to just opt out of that whole experience. Alright? |