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A Hallmark (tm) card my parents gave me for my birthday, the wisdom and beauty of which I think should be shared with all of you.

Outside:

It's hard not to feel happy when you see a peaceful, bubbling fountain. It's hard not to pee, too. Actually, it's hard not to feel happy when you pee.
Inside:
Feel happy. Pee.