The Original David Bowie's Area Webpage





This webpage contains pictures of four of the primary members of the David Bowie's Area Institute, which should not be viewed by anyone with eyes and/or a sense of biological aesthetics. It also contains their email addresses, and should not be viewed by anyone who doesn't realize that all forwards are frauds.

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How to Contact the David Bowie's Area Institute.

We here at the DBA Institute truly enjoy receiving comments, questions, suggestions and the occasional marriage proposal in the mail. However, due to a few redundancies and comments sent to the wrong department this simple set of guidelines and explanations has been posted that we'd like you to read before you contact us.

  • Read the entire FAQ before you e"mail. It's annoying to be asked questions that we've already answered.
  • Please take a look around the DBA Forums too. You'll frequently get a response there quicker than if you sent e/mail, and you'll be able to share with many more people, too.
  • We gladly accept contributions. Feel free to share your Area related stories, poetry, links, etc. Pictures are also welcome, but please do not send large files (video, programs, etc).
    We don't guarentee that your contributions will be used, but there's a pretty good chance.
  • The DBA Mailing list has been disbanded. I was never really sure what updates were worth using it and which weren't, so it hardly ever got used. Sorry.
  • If you have unscanned photos you'd like to donate, a snail mail address will be given by request on an individual basis. If you'd like them back after the scanning, include a self-addressed, stamped envelope.

    • DBA Institute STAFF MEMBERS

    pyre

    pyre is the WebMonkey, PR department, and Host. He writes everything on the page and answers all general DBA Institute mail. He's responsible for all the graphics, humor, and overall perversion of the site. Contributions, comments, suggestions, questions, and bribes should go to pyre. I regret that I can't always reply to every email I receive because, as long time readers know, I'm a lazy sack. But I really do appreciate it all, even when I don't get around to responding.
    pyre@areaology.com

    Troll

    Troll is our Original Areaologist. He came up with the initial theories that warped the rest of the Institute and eventually led to the creation of this webpage, but he doesn't contribute directly to the site. He's a good person to ask "Why?!?"
    He's also doing a new advice column called Ask Dr. Troll, so if you've got absolutely ANY kind of problem you want genuine trollish wisdom to help you with, just Ask Dr. Troll.
    theblank@home.com

    Kip

    Kip is our Chief Security Officer, mainly because he consists of a large quantity of matter and owns an assortment of Maglites(tm). He also acts as a sounding board for many of the areaologists' ideas.
    akira@iastate.edu

    CJ

    CJ is the Institute's Musical Guru. Being the most ancient member of the Institute, he lectures the areaologists on the music of Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Bill Buford, and other really old musicians, as well as the earlier work of David Bowie himself. Also, we rub his belly for good luck.
    coronax@iastate.edu

    David Bowie's Area's Board Here you can chat with members of the DBA Institute, as well as DBA Fans and whoever else happens to wander in.