The Original David Bowie's Area Webpage





This webpage contains self important pseudo intellectual posturing and links to the parts of the site that I wasn't really sure where to fit in the new layout and therefore shouldn't be viewed by pre-operation transexual WWI veterans addicted to airplane glue.

Bowie's Area...

The David Bowie's Area Institute is a massive non-profit research organization and think-tank devoted solely to David Bowie's Area and related topics. This makes the DBA Institute one of the most expansive intellectual groups in the world, as the study of David Bowie's Area has far reaching effects and applications in the fields of physics, philosophy, music, religion, molecular biochemistry, art, sociology, haberdashery, psychology, politics, cryptozoology, and many others.

What does the DBA Institute do?

The most important thing to us is "pure" research, finding out more knowledge of David Bowie's Area solely for the sake of knowledge itself. Pure research usually doesn't have direct applications, it's just about learning as much new information about David Bowie's Area as possible. This kind of study is what attracts the most scientists to the field of Areaology and, ironically enough, what has driven the most Areaologists ravingly mad. Check out a few of the DBA Institute's Ongoing Research Projects to see what our hard, working Areaologists have been up to lately.

Not everything the DBA Institute does is only for pure knowledge. In order to keep the government research grants the Accounting Department desperately wishes we had, the DBA Institute is constantly striving to come up with Practical Uses for David Bowie's Area. This research is a multidisciplinary pursuit of ways our intimate knowledge of David Bowie's Area can be used to help better mankind, attract beautiful women and get us buckets of money. Unfortunately those goals goals are rarely if ever accomplished, so please find out how you can help Support the DBA Institute!

We're also very pleased to say that our Areaologists are not completely alone in their pursuit of David Bowie's Area. Um, pursuit of information about David Bowie's Area, I mean... Yeah. Anyway, other people have helped out from time to time.
The Night After Christmas is a great poem contributed by Catherine Chen.
Read someTrue Stories about how David Bowie's Area has made an impression on the lives of people just like you! Then check out the David Bowie's Area Male-Bag for fun excerpts from some of the great fanmail we've received over the years.
DBA Children's Programming is part of the Institute's new educational system, teaching children Bowiecentric Areaology at an early age.

Questions? Contributions? Propositions? Contact the DBA Institute.