In every publicly displayed endevour there must be a balance between staying true to one's original artistic vision and giving the audience what they want. When I started this website I tried to make it an entertainingly funny look at the world as a microcosm in David Bowie's Area. Soon people discovered the site and I started receiving "Fan Mail" to the effect of: "Hey your site is kinda funny. Do you have any more pictures of David Bowie? He's so hot!" So incorporated a few more appropriate pictures here and there and continued striving to provide humorous content and philosophical enlightenment for my growing online audience, and added a forum so DBA fans could talk to each other. The response, heralded in both email and the forums has consistently grown to become: "Your site is really messed up. Are you gay? POST MORE PICTURES!" You've demanded more visual experiences, and we aim to please. Look at this collage first, and I hope you all get sensory overload. Ingrates. Also, I'll be periodically posting pictures along with deeply insightful wise-ass comments from myself and other Areaologists. Look for those to be linked in the list to the right, newer additions will be at the top. Confession time now, folks: The mere fact that you're reading this means you probably want to look at pictures of David Bowie's ample crotch, and who can blame you? But you're not just a voyeur, are you? I didn't think so. You're also an exhibitionist: You want a T-Shirt.

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