pyre: Here we have a picture that... Damn, just look at it. Even attempting to describe this one would be wasting my time. The Areaological evidence is right here, it's all so obvious.

Dr. CJ: Oh.

Dr. CJ: My.

Dr. CJ: God.

pyre: See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I don't really need to make any more arguments about the truth of David Bowie's Area now. This one's pretty self-explanatory. It all makes perfect sense.

Troll: It's not different at all! Is it, Steve?!

pyre: Wait, what?

Dr. CJ: It's like the veil has been drawn back for just a moment, giving us a glimpse of something divine or diabolic.

Troll: Though it does make me all loosey goosey. Like springtime!

Dr. CJ: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear as it is, Area.

Troll: Wait, that's a spider crotch! I mean no, insectile: six legs, proboscis, and also david bowie's there.

Dr. CJ: Obviously, those are tentacles reaching out from the Far Realm.

Troll: Look at it, it's a light beetle!

pyre: Hold on, here. The light of uncountable galaxies is shining directly out from the man's crotch, we're being blinded by what may be the very fires of creation, and you two are babbling about insects and hippie drug revelations? We need to come together on this!

Final Analysis: While it's undecided whether the Areaological phenomenon in this photograph is most closely associated to astrophysics, metaphysics, or entomology, it has been agreed upon that this type of manifestation is probably the root of the "Spiders from Mars" often alluded to in David Bowie's lyrics. Whether the Spiders from Mars are astral beings travelling the stars by utilizing the Area, visual manifestations of the Area in our planet's arena-seating concert venues, or creepy crawly "light beetles" is still a matter of open debate.