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| The Original David Bowie's Area Webpage |
     
This webpage contains a true revelation about the webmaster's childhood, which will probably be taken by most readers as nothing but a juvenile joke, which in turn much of his actual childhood was. So in a way it all works out.
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Random Thoughts and a Confession inspired by this:
This screen capture is from the "Pants, Magic Pants" scene. Sing along to the scene saying "Pants, Magic Pants" and see if you don't agree with me by the end of the song. About pretty much everything on this site, that's what.
Once again, the color of the "background" is the same color as the tights covering David Bowie's Area. It's all his Area, obviously!
Some of those crusty nodules look a little sharp. And Bowie really should do something about that nasty case of the goblins. Don't think we want to know where he caught those little biters.
I have two older sisters. This explains why I saw Labyrinth so many times during my formative years. This explains why so many people think I'm gay. (Either having two older sisters or watching Labyrinth so many times during my formative years, take your pick.) Anyway, at first I thought they kept watching it because they liked muppets. When I was older I suspected that it was more because they had a thing for David Bowie, and this was closer to the truth. I've actually found out that they have a thing for poofy sleeves.
So I give you this scene, with probably the poofiest sleeves in the entire movie, and something to consider: If my sister had made this page we'd be talking a lot less about David Bowie's crotch and more about his sleeves.
