An unusual manifestation, caught on film!

Here is a picture that got sent to our labs by an anonymous source, who doesn't want anyone to know who he is, and doesn't want this website to mention his name. So we'll just call him Jeff Graney. Mr. Graney sent us this picture as a .gif file and hinted that careful analysis would reveal evidence of a strange and previously undocumented phenomenon of David Bowie's area. We are currently trying to track down the negatives of this photograph, so a more detailed analysis can be made. (I hate pixellation, don't you?) There are three important things to notice about this picture.

Note how bright the area is compared to the rest of his body. At first glannce it would seem that this is merely due to Mr. Bowie wearing light-colored jeans. Here at the David Bowie's Area Research Institute, however, we know that one glance is never enough. The lower portion of the pantlegs, visible below the trenchcoat, are much darker than the portion of the jeans "covering" the Area. While there is a light shining on David Bowie's face, there is no apparent light source illuminating his area. This is because the light is coming THROUGH Bowie's jeans. Either the camera was somehow able to capture the Area's aura on film, or at the time the Area was for some reason glowing, perhaps as a side effect of using some form of supernatural power. It could be that the Area glows in response to certain stimuli, much as Tolkien's Glamdring, Orcrist, and Sting glowed in the presense of goblins. What exactly was nearby to produce such a reaction from the Area is still a matter of speculation.

Another important thing to notice is the background. Look at the shade and texture. Now look at the shade and texture of David Bowie's area. They're incredibly similar, aren't they? David Bowie is STANDING IN FRONT OF HIS OWN AREA!! Further proof that the his Area is present on a much larger scale than anyone else's area ever can be. We are currently unsure if the Area was more visibly manifest than usual, causing it to be clearly seen with the naked eye, or if the photographer was somehow able to take a "psychic photograph" which reveals the true omnipresence of the David Bowie's area. It is also important to consider that in some scenes of Labrynth, David Bowie is wearing light blue tights, and the sky in the background is also light blue. Coincidence? We think not.

The final revelation provided by this picture is not readily noticible, but because of that last one, we had a hunch. We carefully studied this picture with the latest graphics technology and made a truly shocking discovery. Click here to zoom in on David Bowie's area. (The one in the photo, to zoom in on the real-time area, just walk forward.)