Apprehension

I had originally been giving consideration to the idea of fainting on stage. Earlier on my primary concern with this plan would be that I may not be able to make the proposed faint appear suitably authentic. As potential activity dates approached, however, I became more distressed at the idea of the aforementioned faint being entirely too authentic. So, for one or both reasons, this plan has been discarded.

I have not yet been able to wallpaper a room with rejection letters. This is because only publishers tend to send their rejection by mail. Women just say it to your face. Or worse, don't, and then expect you to get some nebulous hint.