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1/31/04

MC Fragment : Conversation Bits

M : Oh, and for the record and to keep things from getting uncomfortable: The fact that I can make jokes about the Just Friends situation means I'm okay with it.

C : i know. i've known you long enough

M : And the fact that I DO make jokes about it means that I think "I like you too much to have sex with you" is one of the dumbest pieces of female-logic ever.

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M : Now it's confession time, because I need to say one of the stupidest things that men can ever say: "I think that stripper actually liked me."

C : what is wrong w/ that?

M : Cuz it's their job to make you think they like you, and men are dumb.

C : yeah, ok. But they have feelings to and must be attracted to someone somewhere. Don't have to assume the worst case though.

M : Oh, I'm not. The intellectual parts of my brain say it's ridiculous to think a stripper likes you, but I've decided to let my ego take this one and run with it.