These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Height x Length = "Area"
"He's compensating with an enormous truck, big monster truck tires and everything. He's even shorter than I am."
"I bet he's not very tall, either."
"I'm a pretty average American male: six feet, six inches. Just not in the same directions."
(Yes, I'm trying to warm up the part of my brain that makes jokes about crotches.)