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3/6/03

Idiot

Today's President Junior quote from my 2003 Daily Calendar of Presidential (Mis)Speak:

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

--Comment made during presidential debate, 10/11/00

Okay, I've railed against this retard before, but seriously people: What the hell is that supposed to mean? How could any person with two or more brain cells not only speak that sentence but do so during a debate? And before my head explodes: Who voted for this dumbass? I've yet to meet anyone who says they did, but then again I don't know that many people who generally vote.

The only logical explanation: Cheney's hired ventriliquist was drunk that night.