These are just things I write, okay?  Sometimes they're profound insights 
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them.  Other times it's mindless 
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed 
of.  But most of the time it's just words.
 
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 Fairy-Tales for Jerks
 Ugly Ducklings are Easy The Princess and the Pee The Little Engine that was a Total Puss Pimp in Boots Jack's Been Stalkin' Cinderella and the Slipper Fetishist Snow White-Power The Tortoise and The Hare and His Bookie Rumplemintzetin Squeal Like Three Little Pigs The Emperor's New Tommy Hilfiger Baba Yaga's Butt The Frog Prince, or Really Baby I Mean It Riding Red in tha Hood The NutCracker  |