Stories from Viewers Like You!

Here's a story sent to us by a long-time viewer that raises the question: Does David Bowie's Area directly interfere in the affairs of humankind?

This is a true story that actually happened to me.

About a week and half ago, on a Wednesday night, I was going to rent a David Bowie movie with my friend, Dorothy. On our way to the rental store it began to rain quite hard as well as thunder and lightning. We got to the store and hurried inside so we wouldn't get too wet. I went directly to where the movie is always located, and to my surprise the movie had been rented! We checked up front and they had rented it to someone else. We decided to go to the other rental place down the street so we left.

It began to rain harder and as I was turning left, the truck with a trailer attached, that was slowing to stop, sped up and crashed into me. The car was totaled. We both could have died. As I walked around the front of the car to survey the damage I realized what had happened.

The windows were gone, the steel doors had been ripped of the hinges and pressed into the frame of the car, The steel posts were bent in towards the center of the vehicle. I thought to myself, "We should have died." For a brief moment I thought that there must be a god, but then it hit me... I knew what had saved us:
DAVID BOWIE'S AREA!!!

I knew he had saved us, he put his area in the way of the impact and saved our lives. We both believed and he knew it, he saved us that night. I owe my life to David's crotch. Thank you, David.

--Olivia Rigatti

Wow. That is absolutely incredible. Thank you, Olivia, for sharing your brave story with us. Keep the faith.

Our next story comes from a regular on the DBA Message Boards. I hope you find it as heartwarming as I did.

Today, I went shopping because I didn't have the digitally remastered CD of Space Oddity. When I got to the counter, the woman told me that my purchase was eligible for free entry into a Hall of Fame contest. So, I filled out the little card she gave me and she filed it. Then, she handed me a scratchy-thingy like on a lottery ticket.

Well, I scratched that off and found that I had saved myself a dollar on my CD. I was happy.

I truly feel in my heart that my scratchy-thingy was a winner because it had to be in order for me to buy this CD. I count it as a sign that the Area is behind me, supporting me in my hopes, dreams, and desires. I feel freer, stronger, more confident that I can succeed in this world. After all, David Bowie's crotch has my back.

--Spade T

Really makes you think, doesn't it?*

If you have a TRUE story of how David Bowie's Area has had an impact in your life, send it to the DBA Institute.


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