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1/30/05

Troop Support

In honor of the Iraqi elections today, and because I haven't done any political bitching in a while, here are some variations on a popular slogan around the U.S. these days.

Support Our Troops:
Bring Them Home!

Support Our Troops:
Enlist and Actually HELP Them!

Support Our Troops:
Pay your TAXES!

Support Our Troops:
Vote in the Iraqi Election! (Somebody has too!)

Support Our Troops:
Buy a Bumper Sticker! That's Really Supportive!

Support Our Troops:
Send Them a Kevlar Bustier!

Support Our Troops:
Give Them Job Security by Starting More Wars!

Support Our Troops:
Put Out!

Support THEIR Troops:
Send Ours Over for Them to Shoot at!