Sexy CD Secrects

A bit of a confession: I like making mix CDs, especially for girls that I'm dating or flirting with. Doesn't sound like much of a confession, unless you're one of the girls I've given a mix CD to at some point and thought that you were the only one. Mix CDs seem like highly personal thoughtful gifts and all, but it's really not that hard to do. Now, these CDs are always customized with particular songs for the particular girl, I"m not just copying the same 20 or so songs each time. But there are some songs that, for various reasons, are just awesome to put on your romantic mix CDs. So, as help for you hopeless romantics who may like to try giving a mix CD this valentine's day, here's a list of some of the songs that I recommend using for your hot, sexy copyright violations.

Pantera - "This Love"
Riverfenix - "The Rooster Song"
Nerf Herder - "My Sock"
Korn - "Sean Olson"
Richard Cheese/Lounge Against the Machine - "Rape Me"
V.A.S.T. - "Temptation"
V.A.S.T. - "Pretty When You Cry"
Rammstein - "Heirate Mich"
Tom Lehrer - "Masochism Tango"
Lords of Acid - "Rough Sex"
Lords of Acid - "Pussy"
Lords of Acid - Okay, pretty much any song, really.
Weird Al - "Wanna B Ur Lover"
Kompressor - "Kompressor Want to Get with You"
Tenacious D - "Fuck Her Gently"
Marilyn Manson - "User Friendly"
The Laziest Men of Mars - "Superfly Johnson's Suck-it-down Mix"
The Mr T Experience - "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend."