These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
Today's Fun
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Thing I Wondered About Today
Who was the first rapper to say "Wave your hands in the air
like you don't care" and did he say to himself "Oh man, that's a great
rhyme!" when he thought of it the night before?
Moreover, how exactly is it you're supposed to wave your hands in this
situation? Is there some other way of waving your hands that indicates that
you DO care?
Should I feel guilty about writing this post while at work?
How did the rules to Craps ever come about? Was it a gradual and complex evolution? Did someone figure out the statistics for all these dice rolls while shooting in an alley somewhere? Were there a lot of "You just made that rule up!"-provoked fistfights?
When's Korn going to release another album?
Will anyone figure out I was lying about the second one? I totally didn't wonder that.
Is there anywhere in this city I can get a pani-pudhi? How many pani-pudhi could I shoot before my head explodes? Or would my tongue melt first?
What the hell is this guy's problem? (Repeat 20 times throughout the course of workshift.)