These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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The Night Before The Morning After
My coworkers have forced me to come drinking at the bar. Forced. This is so totally against my will. Especially this Long Island. Totally involuntary. Mmmm. That last sip, it was extra involuntary.
Bryan hates me. <--That came out of nowhere, sorry.
Ted likes the way I drink. Sure, he said "think," but I know what he meant. His speech was probably just slurred.
This place has TVs showing advertising above the urinals. I've seen this before, but these had sound. They talked to me. Not entirely comfortable with that. I don't think the commercials were as fully aimed at the demographic of "people who are peeing right now" as they could have been.
Amy wants to make out with Gwen Steffani. I, also, want her to. I am so in favor of this you have no idea. Ted is also in favor of this. Bryan says Amy was almost making out with the TV when watching her videos.
Fucking Sweet.
Bryan hates also Ted, though for less concrete reasons that are not immediately obvious. Maybe Bryan just hates.
Hi ~ Elisha in for Brian - ya know he is way too fucked up to write, so therefore I am writing. Ted, well he's just fucked up drinking, smoking ~ well okay really not smoking but hey we're having fun here. Bryan Beaird well hmmmm well what about him? Obnoxious? Well maybe - but we all love him anyway. Amy - She rocks, dancing? Loving life she's so fun. Crystal and Chris - they rock hardcore- Love them to death. Ever want a friend to back you up - well there you go. Crystal is just that. Well that's the crew. Glad ya got to meet them. Fun in the hood. Thanks for allowing me to write my thoughts. Come out again with us. You know we kinda get crazy.
I do not know how to code peace symobls or hearts in html, so there goes the transcription. And you, loyal reader, know I'm never too fucked up to write; You've read things I've written, fucked up. The things, that is, not me. So maybe that doesn't support my arguement in the damn slightest.
Two minutes to midnight, bitches!
People who are talking about work here are either too drunk or not drunk enough. One can't be remedied, one can, so in the midst of uncertainty I propose more drinks.
Ted is up on some breakbrassdancingmonkey, worm and spinning shit. So maybe more drinks aren't that necessary. For him at least, I could use a few after watching that.
My name is Jill Nichole St. Marie and I am the most excellent waitress you will ever know. So, now that you know me- is there anything else you would like to know? Just call the number if there is anything [deleted per being her actual home phone#]
Yay for me & you.
Bye Babe!
Okay new page + remember I am drunk, so as I slur, well that is how I write. Life is great at the moment. Drink in my hand & a smoke outside ~ nice. how I hate Hennipen County - don't they suck ass. Discriminated I tell you. A smoker by nature, a smoker at heart - that is what I am. Love me, hate me, but that is who I am. Funny how people hide the "real" them. Pretend to be who they are, who they are society. funny - people believe life to be the "long live dream" the white picket fence, the children, the dogss, the house. Fuck that. Love who you know, live life as you want. Be Yourself life is too short, know the real you, remember what you were. The past is what makes you "you," so be prepared to be the one that you want to be, and if you can't do that, you are not you- Deep thought, I know ~ but isn't that life, answers unknown. Well outie 5000 "@% Funny I know! That I am Funny me! Just a piece of advice ~ live to be "you" !
That's some fantastic drunk philosophy right there. I'm all impressed and shit. Also drunk. Word.