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Galactic Press Releases from my Ogame.org Empire
6/6/05 - 1:24 AM
The Peace-Loving People of Dark Matter eagerly await the arrival of a diplomatic fleet from E ZY in about 5 minutes. Benevolent and Loving Emperor Enigmatic has ordered all missle launcher squads to fire a full-battery salute welcoming the incoming ambassador and his ships.
6/6/05 - 1:44 AM
The peace-loving people of Dark Matter regretfully announce the complete annihilation of the incoming fleet from E ZY. Kindly and Wise Emperor Enigmatic personally mourns the crew of the inbound cargo ship and laments their bloody, firey deaths in the vacuum of space around his gentle planet. The peace-loving people of Dark Matter generously invite E ZY to try it again, chump.
6/6/05 - 4:33 PM
The peace-loving people of Dark Matter are delighted to announce the establishment of mutually beneficial trade routes with nearby planets Corruscant and Namek. The entirely voluntary trades consisted of the peace-loving people of Dark Matter generously providing an undisclosed quantity of spacecraft ammunition to the civilian populations of Corruscant and Namek, in exchange for a humble supply of metal, crystal, and deuterium from each planet. Honorable and Holy Emperor Enigmatic graciously extends an offer of similar trades to other nearby planets, and guarentees rapid delivery of spacecraft ammunition directly to their homes, workplaces, or strategic military installations.