These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Packing Tips for People with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorders
1. Start early. You'll be at this a while.
2. The marker clips on your shirt, the scissors go in your back pocket, the tape goes on your forearm.
3. Arranging books of various sizes neatly into a box is a lot like a three-dimensional jigsaw puzzle when you try to get the perfect fit. Try not to think about that.
4. When re-using boxes from the previous move, it is acceptable to just cross out the old labels and write in new ones as needed.
5. Stuffed animals go on top.
6. If someone else says "That's good enough" pretend that it is, even though you know it's not.
7. Do not start putting boxes into other boxes. It'll never end.