Christmas Shopping

Okay, once again it's getting to be the time of the year when you get Christmas and Hannukah presents. (Kwanzaa, too, and whatever other midwinter holidays you feel like inventing.) Also, as usual, there's going to be a few people on your list that you are just impossible to shop for. Either you have no idea what kind of thing they like or you know they already have everything they want, you're always stumped when it comes time to give them presents.

As a public service, I have the perfect gift recommendation for everyone you know who's tough to find the right gift for: A large plush manta ray.

"Why is a large plush manta ray the perfect gift for all my loved ones?" you might ask. (Especially if you read webpages out loud.) It's simple: Do they already HAVE a large plush manta ray? I didn't think so.

Of course, along the same school of thought you could ask yourself "Do my loved ones already have a David Bowie's Area T-Shirt? Maybe they need one of those, instead.