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Personality Test!
2-for-1 drink specials mean that you can buy two bottles of beer for the price of one. Apparently if you're like me and don't drink beer, it also means that when you order a screwdriver they bring it to you in a big-gulp glass. My throbbing head would like to also point out that when you order three screwdrivers, they bring them out to you in three big gulp glasses. Or if you order them all at once, a kiddie-pool. Anyway, on with the Personality Test!
When you hear the phrase "The magical box in your apartment that gives you everything you desire" do you think of your...
A) Refrigerator
B) Television
C) Flashlight
D) Girlfriend
Write down your answer on a piece of paper and compare it to the Personality Guide below!
Personality Guide:
A: You are fat. You eat entirely too much and this is the root of your fatness. "Fat" is too a personality trait, so shut up, Fatty!B: You are stupid. You are also uncultured, illiterate, and lazy. You're supposed to be reading books or going to the opera or some shit. Get a life.
C: You are insane. You are dangerously out of touch with reality, or at the very least easily distracted. You will die homeless and alone, like all crazy people. Stay away from me.
D: You are sexist. You are the kind of bastard that women really fall for early on until they realize what an asshole you are. But by then you've probably already fucked them. Way to go, jackass.