Obscenity

There has been a lot of discussion recently, primarily amoung retards, about the nature of obscenity and its effect on our society. To provide a new perspective on the subject of obscenity, I have provided some samples of well known sayings, historical quotes, and assorted axioms liberated from their stogy origins and enhanced with the level of obscenity common in modern American conversation.

"That which does not kill you will only make you fucking stronger."

"Behind every great man, there is an annoying slut."

"It was the best of times. It was the shittiest of times."

"Do or do not. There is no try, you whiny faggot."

"Four score and seven years ago, fucking nobody remembers any of the rest of this goddamn speech."

"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards, which is such a fucking ripoff."

"Goddamnit, money can't buy happiness."

"A penny saved is a penny used to buy pussy later on."

"Necessity is the motherfucker of invention."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the difference between dog and all these fucktards."