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The site description slogan for Areaology is "Areaology is what you make it, and I made it this webpage." The little mini-link button slogan is "Enjoy My Area." I'm sure you weren't wondering what some of our many rejected slogans were, so here they are:

Areaology: Lookatme! Lookatme! LookatMEEEE!!

Areaology
Sure it's a complete waste of space.
But so are you.

-Areaology-
It's the funniest of the basic concepts in phytogeography, the others being Flora and Vegetation, Vegetation Kingdoms, and the Phytogeographic Region / Phytogeographic Territory.

At Areaology.com we care deeply about the Environment, Society, and the Arts, but we're not gay.

Areaology.com: Well, not THAT gay, anyway.

Areaology - A made-up word for an imaginary medium.

Areaology
Because we're pretty sure Ygoloaera is a Cthulhu Mythos creature.

Areaology?
We don't know either. Go away.

Areaology, living proof that God hates you.