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7/18/01

Validation

I hit the snooze alarm seven times, spending over an hour in half-awake stupor.
But at least I wasn't watching cars drive in a circle.

I played through a videogame I'd already beaten dozens of times.
But at least I wasn't watching cars drive in a circle.

I wrote and re-wrote a single sentence for half an hour, eventually ending up with pretty much what I'd put down in the first place.
But at least I wasn't watching cars drive in a circle.

Sometimes, I calculate probabilities of various dice rolls just for fun.
But at least I wasn't watching cars drive in a circle.

In High School I filled 3 notebook pages with roman numerals, finishing somewhere in the 1300's.
But at least I wasn't watching cars drive in a circle.

I have actually contemplated my naval, just to see what the big deal about doing that was that somebody had made a saying out of it.
But at least I wasn't watching cars drive in a circle.

Thank you, Nascar, for making all of the most pathetic things I've ever done in my life seem worthwhile by comparison.