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6/9/01

Philosophical Classification

If we attempt to simplify the entire realm of existence down to terms that are easier to understand, it is in fact possible to categorize everything in life into one of two groups. There are all of the things which make our existences here miserable and tedious, those aspects of life which cause suffering, sorrow, loneliness, heartache, dejection, pain, etc. Then, balancing that out is the second category, which would be monkeys.