These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Cha-Ching!Okay, this time my get rich quick scheme is flawless. The beauty lies in the simplicity: First, I get some life insurance. Then, I go down to the insurance office and collect it. Because really, just look at me. I bet I can pass whatever "Are You Dead?" tests they have. Gonna be rolling in it. |