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6/25/01

Cha-Ching!

Okay, this time my get rich quick scheme is flawless. The beauty lies in the simplicity: First, I get some life insurance. Then, I go down to the insurance office and collect it.

Because really, just look at me. I bet I can pass whatever "Are You Dead?" tests they have.

Gonna be rolling in it.