TILT

So the days DO still progress even if I don't post anything. It was worth a try.

When most people talk about how they're "keepin it real," they mean staying true to their roots, keeping their values straight, and not selling out to The Man. I usually mean something more along the lines of leaving my body composed of organic elements, trying not to sprout any new limbs of unusual color, and walking on the floor instead of in it.

I responded to an ad recruiting people to answer phones for this company. There wasn't an address for applying in person. When I called, nobody answered the phone. Elsewhere in the classified section there was an ad for human resources personnel and recruiters for the same company. I think they might be in trouble.

Last but not least, Screw you, Blue Slime!