These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Breakdown of Thoughts During Training
(This is in reference to on the job classroom training with twenty-one other new hires.)
7% - Shut up.
16% - Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
9% - I wonder if I have a chance with that hot chick?
29% - Monkeeeeeeeey Verses Rooooooobot!
5% - Listening and/or taking notes
34% - Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT-UP!! SHUT-UP!! SHUT UP!!!!!