These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Republicans Think (and other contradictions)
Republicans think Intelligent Design belongs in science classes, but not in foreign policy or military strategy.
Republicans think being Pro-Life doesn't include the lives of short brownish people who speak funny languages.
Republicans think "survival of the fittest" has nothing to do with biology, but is great when it comes to the economy.
Republicans think pacifist anti-establishment activists who care about the poor and suffering are beneath contempt... except for Jesus.
Republicans think a budget balances better when it's at the bottom of a very deep hole.
Republicans think pre-emptive action is justified against other nations, but not against global warming or energy shortages.
Republicans think defending freedom doesn't include the freedoms of American citizens.
Republicans think we agree with them.